| Most Popular Boy's Names |
Most Popular Girl's Names |
#1 -
L. Ron or variant of L. Ron
(such as Elron, Lafayette (his first name), Hubbard , or Insane
SciFi Writer Who Invented His Own Wacky Religion... or just
Douche Bag)
#2 - Xenu
#3 - MI3 or MI3 Jr.
#4 - Maverick
#5 - Damien
#6 - Lucifer
Other Reader Choices
"Maximilian From the Latin for, 'greatest one'. Because Tom
is the
greatest, so of course "his" spawn will be." - Eve
"Prince Thomas Mapother I (a la Prince Michael Jackson)" -
Kerry
"Silent Bloogo Theta" - Lizzie
"Yurglib Matt Cruise
Artie Fishell Insemination Cruise
Vitaminsin Excersize Cruise" - Cathy
"Pacey Witter Cruise
Dawson Leery Cruise
Zoltan" - Melissa
"Thomas means "A Twin" in Greek. So my vote
is for Xing Xing, which means "Twin Stars" in Chinese."
- Jessica
"Prozac (or zac for short)
Zoloft
Wellbutrin
Effexor
Xanax" - Darcy
"If it's a boy it will be Tate...just to add to the cheese
fest..."
- concha
"Hub Xenu Cruise
or
Xenu Audit Cruise" - Cary
"Chad Slater (after the gay porn star he sued a couple of years
ago)" - e_ritchie
"Sigmund and or Freud (What better way to break up with the
wife than claiming she picked a name that went against his
cult-I mean reiligon!)" - Gamtro
"For a boy: Tom Cruise Jr.
Maverick Thetanator Cruise" - Max
"Publicitie, Publicitee, Publicité
Petrie (after the dish the spawn was conceived in)
Maverick (after Tom's Top Gun character--very Hollywood)
Tom (for a girl)
Gosee M.I. Three" - Katie
"Mork" - Kevin
"Rollerball" - Larry
"Pluto Ronald Oscar Zebidiah Alexander Cruise (P.R.O.Z.A.C.)"
- Tim
"Assfairy Cruise III" - Kath
"Tate (tom and Kate)
e-meter" - Kristen
"Of course the obvious answers are Xenu Cruise of L. Ron Cruise,
but I think it will be a combination of his best roles: Joel
Maverick Vincent Cole Ethan Jerry Cruise" - William
"Lucifer, in the new testament, is referred to as "little
horn". is that cute or what?" - Paul
"Blind Boy Grunt" - Daniel
"Ashton Kuchter" - ara75
"Hubby will be it's nickname. Tom King." - Katrien
"How about Sea Cruise. Remember that song? "Won't
you let me take you on a Sea Cruise ooee ooee baby." Plus,
it would make good marks with the people at Flag and their
1 billion year contact and such. I worked with a guy who actually
named his kid Ocean- so Sea wouldn't be so bad." - Denise
"'GRAM' after that expensive sonogram machine
his wealthy dad purchased to keep track of his growth. " -
Jonah
"Beresford" - Tim
"Nuptial Agreement" - Suzanne
"Now we all know that The Cruiser wants to back into the good
books with ex-best buddy Steven Spielberg (so The Cruiser can
try again to push him towards the dark side), so I predict:
BOY: Steven Allan Speilberg Holmes Maverick Cruise, or if the
spawn is unfortunate enough to be a GIRL: Kate Capshaw Spielberg
Holmes Maverickette Cruise (plus all the Spielberg / Capshaw
kiddies names thrown in for good measure)." - Toni
"I think the $cientologists will be naming spawn, not the happy
couple. If it's a boy, then it could be named after uber-$cientologist-John
(no-I'm-not-gay-no-the-mile-high-club-is-not-real-for-some-of-my-male-"friends"-in-my-gulfstreams)
Travolta." - Adrienne |
#1 - Brooke
#2 - Elron (again)
#3 - Xenette
#4 - Oprah
#5 - Tom
Other Reader Choices
"Meta, Latin/Greek origin, means: An ambitious goal; a pearl.
Since a
girl cant be as great as a boy, but she will be able to produce
more
Cruiseologists for his lineage. Yes..the beginning of his own
sect.
Muwahahahaha" - Eve
"Penelope Cruise" - Ling
"Nicole" - Kerry
"Katta TonicZombie Cruise (After Mommy)
A-May Zing Cruise
Olive Thiswoman Cruise" - Cathy
"Paxil for a girl
Other girl names:
Lexapro (or Lexie for short)
Cymbalta" - Darcy
"Diane Ticks Cruise (Dianetics, get it.)
or
Sea Org Cruise" - Cary
"Dianetico/Dianetica Cruise" - monique
"For a girl: Ripley Sigourney Cruise
Tom Cruise Jr.
Killlllllll Meeeeeeeee! Cruise" - Max
"Narconette Subservien Cruise (a huge disappointment for the
Cruiser, but on the upside, a daughter can bring friends over
for slumber parties and for the Cruiser to screen for future
wives... so she's still a keeper!)" - Eric
"Kateegeeack Xenuise, spiritual daughter of Lord Xenu. Obviously,
Tom and Katie have never actually had sex, but rather it was
Xenu extending his will from his mountain prison that influenced
Tom's seed to magically impregnate Holmes. When the savior is
born, she will cleanse the Earth and usher in a new era of Dianetics.
The world's only hope will be roaming bands of post-Apocalyptic
bikers and severely agressive, gasoline-hoarding mutants. It
should be pretty fun! Needless to say, I can't wait!"
- Ryan
"Succubus Cruise" - Kath
"Xanadu" - MMcCorm
"I think the baby will be female and they'll name her Rhonda,
for L. Ron hubbard" - Emily
"Tom will name the spawn a name that can be shortened in
multiple ways-- something like Bethany. Something that Tom has
control over. He renamed Katie "Kate" didn't he???
So I think that Tom need the power to call his kid Beth, Betty,
or just plain 'B' whenever he wants. Tom needs a name he can
manipulate." - singra
"Oprah" - Tim |
